redcatch|bluethrow

The last 5 stupid things that me or my housemates have come out with, direct from .

"The gap between her breasts is exactly penis shaped"

posted 21 November 2011, 8:16 pm

"Zebra crossing pussy?" [http://t.co/SBaMYV0e]

posted 7 November 2011, 9:50 pm

"The question is, which one of fern cotton's bottoms do you need to put your hand in to make her talk? FRONT OR BACK?!"

posted 27 August 2011, 9:26 pm

"Rebecca Black's Friday is one of my top 5 masturbatory tools."

posted 27 June 2011, 6:58 pm

"Like Terry Wogan my penis is easy, like Sunday morning"

posted 11 June 2011, 4:17 pm

What the frak?

Otherwise known as "what the hell is this about?".

I live with 3 other guys on Redcatch Road in Bristol (thus the witty name), and we're starting to say some stuff that's really funny. Unfortunately it's also really starting to impede on our lives; We don't know what the hell civil conversation is anymore.

This is our journey into depravity, specifically the last 5 things, direct from .